I hooked up with Ole Faithful (OF) again last weekend. I decided to stop trying to replace him for the time being. Why? Because to quote Halle….He makes me feel good…lol. No really right now I am enjoying our “relationship”. And although it is just sex he knows how to make it feel a little different. For instance last time he called me the day before to come and get some money so I could go by Vickie’s Secret and he got a hotel suite. When I got there he had covered the bed in rose petals, candles lit, patron, wine, music and videos (u know I love my porn..haha).

But don’t get it twisted when it comes down to getting down….that where the romance stops. He knows I like it rough and he gives it to me just the way I like. He knows that I like my pussy licked, my ass tongue fucked and I love to be fucked in any and every position possible. And believe me of the years we’ve been doing this I have never left him disappointed. As a matter of fact I usually leave wanted more…lol.

Also I am not a stingy lover. As much as he knows I like to be pleased…he knows I am willing to do almost anything to please him. I give the best sensual massages, I love to give him head he has a pretty dick that love sucking. He likes his ass and his balls licked. He likes to fuck me in my ass. He likes to see me with women.

I am writing this right now because my pussy is over here beckoning him. She is wining like a breastfed baby…lol. And it is so weird because it is like he knows when I am wanting some in a bad way. Or maybe it is that he is feeling the same way. Last time we were together we talked a little about our feelings for eachother. We both can’t deny that we have them for eachother. I really don’t think you can do what we have been doing for the time we have been doing it and not have any feelings for eachother. But honestly I think we have put them in perspective. Some people think I am headed for trouble…I disagree. I am willing to ride this rollercoaster ’til the wheels fall off…HAHA!!!

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floorthe sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.She thinks she can do better, so she heads up to the second floor…

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

She thinks that although this is good, it must get better, so she heads to the third floor..

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but she still feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

I am so sick of these BITCH ASS Nuccas, and I mean Nuccas as men black, white, latino, asian…whatever!!!! Men are the new women! This has been my favorite quote for about 2 years…lol. But tonight I had to write about this one Bitch ass…LMAO.

I have a profile on Black Planet. So this guy, bitch ass, we will call him bitch ass #1 (BA1), I am numbering them because I have a lot of them to talk about…HAHA. Anyway BA1 sends me a note Asking me how I am doing and where in Cali do I live. He also tells me about his self, single, no kids. Tells me to holla back if I like what I see and if I want the best foot massage I have ever had. He also tells me that he would keep me smiling & my toes curling if I came to visit him. So I go check out his page and he is a very nice looking brother. On his BP page he tells u that he is a model and actor and what commercials he has been in. Oh and that you may have seen a billboard of him 2 years ago. But he is very attractive. So I send him a note back telling him where I live and ask him does that toe curling line work for everyone. His response is that it wasn’t a line that it is a promise…lol…bitch ass. He then goes on to say that I look like the type of female that would keep myself looking good from head to toe and that he would have me glowing…haha. He leaves his yahoo IM.

Something about him look so familiar and I am trying to figure it out. Then I remember that my bestfriend went out with this model that she met at a fashion show. So I call her up and ask her about him and sure enough it is him. We share some laughs about him, some stories she told me. So a couple of days later I am on line and I see him on. I send him a note saying hey and then I tell him that I think he dated my friend. Of course he is like who? I tell him her name and he is like I don’t know her you must have me mistaken. So I refresh his memory and of course he remembers. He then goes into that she is not his type and that he only kicked it with her so that he would not have to pay for her braiding his hair.

Side Muthafuckin’ Bar: I love these type of nuccas!!!! Because it gives me an excuse to act a fool.

Back to BA1. I tell him that we can only be friends because he slept with my friend and that’s the #1 rule of girlfriends. He’s like that’s not fair…bitch ass, that happen like 2 years ago she not my type you are. But if that the way you want it to be then I guess I have to accept that, but thats stupid. We go back and forth for a while and then out of the blue he ask me if I want to see his pictures. I say no, that I know what he looks like. Well he then changes his yahoo IM pic and puts on a mini slide show…..Bitch Ass. I say so I guess you are going to make me look at your pics huh? And he is like which one do u like better…Bitch Ass. I say they all look fine. so he gets upset and says fine and closes the IM pic window…Bitch Ass. I say you know, I am about to get off of here, I’ll talk to you later.

A couple of days go by and I am online and he sends me an IM. Here is the convo that made me write this entry.

BA1 (1/26/2006 11:13:10 PM): hey sexy how u doing
PKC (1/26/2006 11:13:15 PM): hey
PKC(1/26/2006 11:13:24 PM): good & u?
BA1(1/26/2006 11:13:55 PM): i’m good
BA1(1/26/2006 11:14:19 PM): just tired and it took a few hours to get my hair done tonite
PKC (1/26/2006 11:14:28 PM): lol
BA1(1/26/2006 11:14:52 PM): i got the twist and they small so it took her forever
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:15:22 PM): i picked up the pics today of my new shots wit twist do u want to see them
PKC (1/26/2006 11:16:15 PM): i am sure they make u look great
BA1(1/26/2006 11:19:41 PM): thanks but u didnt answer my question? but i can take that as a no
This is when he changes his IM pic, a repeat of what he did before.
PKC(1/26/2006 11:19:55 PM): is that the pic there?
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:20:09 PM): one of like 90
BA1(1/26/2006 11:20:11 PM): lol
PKC (1/26/2006 11:20:36 PM): I like your hair un braided better
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:20:48 PM): oh yea
PKC (1/26/2006 11:20:54 PM): i do
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:20:56 PM): well u havent seen the good ones yet
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:21:38 PM): unless u dont want to
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:21:41 PM): then thats cool
This is where he invites me to picture share
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:27:59 PM): that pic is tight cuz she loved the last time i shot with her so much a couple months ago she had my pic on her wall when i came back this time framed me and like 2 other peoples pic blown up like that and then we ended up takin a pic in front of that and it turned out kinda cool
PKC(1/26/2006 11:29:29 PM): I still like your hair wild
BA1(1/26/2006 11:29:41 PM): i dont see why
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:29:48 PM): especially if you are in your thirties
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:29:56 PM): that hair out shit is more like a young look
BA1(1/26/2006 11:29:59 PM): hip hop shit
PKC (1/26/2006 11:30:14 PM): well maybe I like younger men
BA1(1/26/2006 11:30:21 PM): and to me this is more universal and more befitting for me in my 30’s comin up this year
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:30:28 PM): maybe u do
PKC (1/26/2006 11:31:02 PM): that just my opinion
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:31:02 PM): but i have had that afro shit along time now and i’m kinda growin out of it unless of course i have work or an audiiton and thats what they want i will take it out
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:31:08 PM): but i might rock these for awhile
PKC (1/26/2006 11:31:21 PM): as long as u like it
BA1(1/26/2006 11:32:25 PM): not really
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:32:57 PM): i’m hopin it does well for me as an actor not to be stereo typed like the afro look will do for you if u keep it too long
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:33:02 PM): so its not for me really
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:33:23 PM): i have alot of pics like these and i will be picking out the good ones to make for a head shot
PKC(1/26/2006 11:34:28 PM): well any time your hair is different u will can get sterotyped
PKC(1/26/2006 11:34:43 PM): be it braids, afro or twist
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:34:52 PM): right
PKC(1/26/2006 11:35:04 PM): I did not even knew men where still wearing twist anymore
BA1(1/26/2006 11:35:05 PM): thats why i have all those looks documented on photo now
BA1(1/26/2006 11:35:09 PM): understand
BA1(1/26/2006 11:35:20 PM): even this glasses look
BA1(1/26/2006 11:35:54 PM): or the suit look
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:36:09 PM): they easily see me as the nigga with braids or afro
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:36:19 PM): i’m tryin to bring more looks for them this year to see
PKC (1/26/2006 11:36:24 PM): or twist
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:36:47 PM): i dont even look right in a suit wit my afro
PKC (1/26/2006 11:37:00 PM): I disagree
BA1(1/26/2006 11:37:08 PM): but if u dont want to see me until i get my hair back out thats cool too
BA1(1/26/2006 11:37:14 PM): but i’m gonna rock this for a minute
PKC (1/26/2006 11:37:16 PM): I think thats what makes it different
PKC (1/26/2006 11:37:30 PM): has nothing to do with that
PKC(1/26/2006 11:37:51 PM): like maxwell
PKC (1/26/2006 11:38:10 PM): he would be dress in a suit with his afro and look great
BA1(1/26/2006 11:38:29 PM): cuz u seem like u dont like it and i’m sayin i dont have my hair out in an afro much unless i have an auditon or work that request that
PKC(1/26/2006 11:38:56 PM): I said I like your hair out better
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:39:36 PM): ok well in that case i wont bore u with these pics no more
PKC (1/26/2006 11:39:55 PM): u are too hollywood for me
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:40:15 PM): what?
BA1(1/26/2006 11:40:20 PM): hollywood?!
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:40:22 PM): u trippin
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:40:26 PM): u dont know me like that
PKC(1/26/2006 11:40:31 PM): u heard me
BA1(1/26/2006 11:40:33 PM): if thats what u think u really dont know me
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:40:38 PM): so
PKC(1/26/2006 11:40:45 PM): well I dont know u
PKC (1/26/2006 11:41:07 PM): but just from our convo, that the impression i am getting
PKC(1/26/2006 11:41:14 PM): no disrespect
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:41:26 PM): hollywood cuz i’m tryin to show u some diffrent looks and make u understand what and why i’m doing it
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:41:41 PM): well i’m getting a few impression from your ass too but i wont even go there with that
Now mind you the only conversation that we have had are those that I have documented. All he has tallked about to date is him and his modeling/acting career, which consist of a few commercials and music videos, oh and the billboard…lol
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:41:46 PM): it aint even worth it
PKC (1/26/2006 11:42:07 PM): u r funny
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:42:15 PM): yea u too
PKC (1/26/2006 11:42:19 PM): y are u getting so upset
BA1(1/26/2006 11:42:26 PM): i’m not
PKC (1/26/2006 11:42:30 PM): let me explain
BA1(1/26/2006 11:42:35 PM): i’m just not laughin either
PKC (1/26/2006 11:43:00 PM): when I come to LA and meet someone in the “business”
PKC (1/26/2006 11:43:16 PM): that all they tend to talk about
PKC (1/26/2006 11:43:28 PM): their pics. how they look
BA1(1/26/2006 11:43:32 PM): wow
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:43:49 PM): excuse me for sharing some pics i just picked up and wanted your opinion on
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:43:58 PM): i will not show u anymore pics trust me
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:44:08 PM): cuz u really got me wrong with that hollywood shit
BA1(1/26/2006 11:44:14 PM): and u puttin me in the wrong box
BA1(1/26/2006 11:44:37 PM): i actually thought u might want to see the diffrent look real quick nothin more to it
PKC(1/26/2006 11:44:44 PM): I am only making an observation
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:44:50 PM): but i see u puttin me in the box with other niggas u met thats cool
BA1(1/26/2006 11:44:54 PM): u wrong but its cool
PKC (1/26/2006 11:45:01 PM): r u done?
BA1(1/26/2006 11:45:26 PM): he uses a the straight face emoticons
PKC (1/26/2006 11:45:42 PM): well?
BA1(1/26/2006 11:45:59 PM): well what
PKC (1/26/2006 11:47:08 PM): ureally are funny
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:47:19 PM): ok
PKC (1/26/2006 11:47:28 PM): I am going to have to write about this in my blog
BA1(1/26/2006 11:47:33 PM): oohhh
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:47:35 PM): lol
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:47:53 PM): i might write about this period
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:48:14 PM): how women think they know somebody so quick and really try to lump men all together
BA1(1/26/2006 11:48:18 PM): funny shit
PKC (1/26/2006 11:48:30 PM): I did not try and lump u into anything
PKC (1/26/2006 11:48:33 PM): ok
PKC (1/26/2006 11:48:39 PM): I just made an observation
PKC(1/26/2006 11:48:43 PM): and actually
PKC (1/26/2006 11:48:54 PM): I have never spoken to a man in the biz
PKC (1/26/2006 11:48:57 PM): just women
PKC(1/26/2006 11:50:30 PM): again did not mean any disrespect…really
PKC (1/26/2006 11:50:41 PM): just making an observation
PKC (1/26/2006 11:50:50 PM): and true u may not be that way
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:52:14 PM): really YOU are funny i cant believe how me just wanting u to see how i will probably look if u saw me soon and how my hair is now that u actually took it here and went thru all this shit about how i’m like all these other hollywood niggas cuz i honestly just wanted u to see this look i have now. I have many pics that i have never even tried to show u with braids afro, shirt off whatever and i’m not like that where i would just be tryin to show u all this shit for basically bullshit reasons like u sayin
BA1(1/26/2006 11:52:45 PM): but like i said u can feel what u like that definetly was not my intention but hey if u the type to jump to conclusions quickly
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:52:48 PM): hey what can i say
PKC(1/26/2006 11:52:53 PM): i did notsay u were like any other niggas
BA1(1/26/2006 11:52:55 PM): well i can say alot but i’m not gonna go there
PKC(1/26/2006 11:53:02 PM): I never used that word
PKC (1/26/2006 11:53:19 PM): u can say what ever you please
BA1(1/26/2006 11:53:20 PM): i will definetly make sure my pic doesnt pop up when or if we chatting on here i know that
PKC(1/26/2006 11:54:01 PM): ok
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:54:13 PM): u call someone hollywood and want them to take it and smile lol
BA1 (1/26/2006 11:54:15 PM): u are funny
PKC(1/26/2006 11:54:40 PM): are u really trying to go off on me on the computer
PKC(1/26/2006 11:54:43 PM): please
PKC (1/26/2006 11:54:49 PM): u r cracking me up
BA1(1/26/2006 11:54:55 PM): anyway good nite i definetly did expect to get off on this note but u obviously have me pegged wrong and gonna really feel how u feel so what more can i say
PKC(1/26/2006 11:55:17 PM): goodnight….smooches
BA1(1/26/2006 11:55:23 PM): peace

OK now is he a bitch ass or is it just me? First off did he think telling me that he slept with my friend only to keep from having to pay for his hair was going to make me like him more….c’mon now playa…your game has to be a little better than that. Next y are u paying so much attention to your hair in the first place…that right there sounds like a bitch ass to me and lastly my girlfriend told me he wasn’t all of that to begin with…HAHAHA…He could not even get her to suck his dick…the line he used was ” Y don’t tell him hi”…nucca please. I hope your bitch ass reads this shit and pleaase leave a comment if you do…lol

Men are the new women!!! Ok where do I start. There are several reason that I have come to this theory. Men have become too prissy, this whole metrosexual thing is crazy. Now I am in the business of beauty so I am all for anyone taking better care of themselves, but there is a fine line. Men are now piercing their ears, waxing their eyebrows and other body part, wearing foundation, etc. But secondly men are becoming too sensitive and attached. I am at a point in my life that I am not trying to be attached and almost every guy I meet is clingy in some way or another. Trying to make me their girl and always wanting to be around me…yuck. Man the fuck up…bitch asses…LOL. I know I sound super insensitive…I guess that is why my last boyfriend told me I am like the man in a relationship…what do you all think

I wrote this a while ago and just never published it:

Since my last entry involved money I thought I would write about the time I auctioned off my panties at a club. One night me and one of my girlfriends drove to Oakland to go clubbing, if I remember it correctly it was in celebration of my b-day. The club we went to is an aiight club, can have a bit of a ghetto-fab vibe to it sometimes, but other times it is cool. But normally I can get us in free, the guy that takes the money is a older cat daddy who flirts with me everytime and if I flirt back he just says “Girl you know your money ain’t no good here”. He is a sweetheart. Hey I don’t mind doing a little flirting to make a man feel good, especially if I can benefit…lol

Needless to say I am dress in club clothes, which for me is usually next to nothing. So I wasn’t surprised when the bouncer ask me if I had anything on under my dress, I had on my D’angelo dress…HA HA. Let me explain, I am the biggest D’angelo fan/stalker…lol. Well when I went to one of his concerts ( I went to see him 6xs in one year…the stalker) I bought this dress to wear & I call it my D’angelo dress. Well actually it is a skirt that I wear as a dress, yea that short. It is crocheted so you can see through it. But not where you can see everything, it makes you look to see if you really can see anything. I wear nude color strappless bra and g-string underneath. So all u can see is brown skin.

All night I keep hearing the same question, do I have anything under my dress or what is under that dress. So my friend says if someone else ask you that I am going to ask them if the want to buy your panties. The next time a guy mentioned it, she say well we are auctioning off what underneath what’s your bid. He laughs and she says I am serious. Well he says $25.

Well by the end of the night the highest bid was $150. So now I am trying to figure out how am I going to give this guy the panties that I have on and do I want to go thru with it. I say what the hell. I find the guyand ask him if he wants to dance. I tell him that he won the bid and ask him if he seriously wanted to buy my g-string. He responds by pulling out a wad of money and counts out 150 dollars. So since we were on the dance floor and I figured no one was paying any attention I reached underneath my dress bend over and take them off. I hand them to him and he gives me the money. We continued dancing and when the club was over he offered to take me and my friend to breakfast. I declined and go home to my now ex husband.

So I have already broken 2 of my resolutions. I haven’t written an entry since I wrote the new years one and I got back with my friend with benes…lol. Wanna hear about it? Here u go:

I think I am a dick addict…lol. When it comes to good dick I just can’t get enough. For instance…lol. I have been, for lack of a better word…lol, fucking this guy for over 2 years. We will call him Ole Faithful (OF), thanks FGM…lol. Now me an OF have never dated. We met at a afterparty for a Genuwine Concert about 2 years ago, about 1 month after me and my ex-husband divorced. I gave him my number eventhough he is not my type. I mean OF is Fine…but he is short and I HATE short men. I am 5′2″ , and always wear heels, so if we we stand eye to eye then something is wrong. But neway I gave him my number we talked on the phone a few times. Now I met him when I was 30 and he was 26 so he 28 now. The first time we hooked up the sex was good. From the conversations we had prior to us hooking up we both talked about past sexual experiences and fantasies. I remember him telling me that he wanted to do a female-male-female 3some and to try anal. Now mind you I was just getting comfy with my sexuality. I had spent my entire 20’s being a good girl trying sooo hard to keep the inner freak at bay…lol. So now I was ready to let her run rampid…ha ha. And OF was just the person to help.

OF has a pretty dick…lol. When I say that I mean it is a nice color, the head is nice and big and the shaft is nice and thick. It is a nice size also, maybe 8-8.5 in length. But not only is it pretty he really knows how to use it. Before OF I was not a blow job kinda girl, but I found myself always wanting to suck his dick. I would call him just to do that. So we mess around for several months and the sex got progressively better and freakier. We eventually start doing anal and although it is painful it was a pain that I liked. We also started doing 3somes and have done 4 to date.

I eventually got into a relationship and stop seeing OF. But my boyfriend was terrible in bed. But he would eat my ass so well that it kinda made up (yes I love my ass tongue fucked). But I would still talk to OF and he would try and get me to still fuck him but I would not give in. But I would tease him and send him pics of my pussy and ass and we even masterbated on web cam.

We had some pretty hot ass fuck session. I traveled all of last summer so I was away form California form June- August. OF would send me text message telling me to come home and all the nasty freaky shit he wanted to do to me. So when I finally got back to Cali we set up a date to see eachother. He got a room, we went to the adult store and he bought me an anal plug, anal beads and a vibrator. So we get to the room and fucked all night until 9 am. That was the best sex I have had to date we did everything imaginable.

In november he start tripping telling me that I was not paying him any attention and trying to make me feel guilty because everytime we set something up I cancelled. And then we had another incident with a girl that we had done a 3some with, that pissed me off. So I told him I was cool on him and that I wasn’t fucking with him anymore.

Guess how long that lasted…LMFAO!!!! Two weeks!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am addicted to his dick. I met this guy that I thought was cool but he had a little pee pee and only last 2 minutes in the pussy. Then I met another guy and he only last 5 minutes in the pussy and when I gave him some ass lasted 2 mins. So when OF called me saying he wanted to fuck me for his birthday I was so in need of some good dick that I said yes. Originally I had planned to hook him up for his bday. I was going to get some girls and put on a show for him and then have all of us suck and fuck his brain out. But after our little incident I wasn’t planning on giving him any so I did not set it up. So we hook up for his bday and fucked. He was really being dominate, I love that shit. While he was fucking my ass he was pulling my hair and saying shit like yea you thought you was going to keep this pussy and ass away from me. Now I am going to fuck the shit out you. I was loving that shit. My pussy is wet just thinking about it now…lol.

So I can’t seem to give up the dick. So I am dickmatized…lol. I am still trying to replace Ole Faithful. I don’t think I am going to find anyone any time soon. What am I to do? Guess I have to stick with Ole Faithful’s pretty ass dick for now.

Dang another year, they are coming a little to fast for me…but oh well what can I can do? You know with every New Year comes the usual New Years Resolutions. Well I have my own ofcourse:

1. Take better care of myself, eat healthier and go to the gym more often. I am 32 and I am not getting any younger. So this year I will eliminate red meat from my diet. I will eventually become a vegetarian just because I feel it is a better lifestyle for me. I already don’t eat pork so that leaves me with just poultry, fish & seafood. I love seafood so I don’t think I will ever stop eating it.

2. Write more entries in my Blog. I started this blog last year and have only wriiten a few entries. So I will try and write something atleast 3xs a week. I find it to be therapeutic.

3. Find a new Friend with benes. My last one fucked up the fun….dayum. So I am on a hunt. I am not ready for a relationship just yet so I have to find someone to have some safer fun with….SO I am taking applications…lol.

Well that’s it I hate to make resolutions every year but I still do. Oh well…

Sorry it is sooo long….

I am a big basketball fan and every year I go with a couple of my girlfriends to NBA All-star Weekend. It all started when it was held in Oakland 2000, which is pretty close to me. A girlfriend and I decided to drive down to see what was going on and I have been hooked ever since. I go to enjoy all the partying & to see all the beautiful tall men but never buy a ticket to go to the game. Some how I always make it to the game, usually on the arm of some generous tall man…LOL. I love tall men I guess that’s why I am attracted to most basketball players. I guess you can call me a groupie…lol but just a little one. I have had a several intimate relationships with a few ballers, but I never kiss & tell. Maybe in some of my future entries I will share some of those adventures minus the names. I missed this year because I hate cold weather and Colorado’s weather is beyond freezing in February.

But anyway my most memorable All-star Weekend would have to be Atlanta. Well it was by far the craziest. My first experience of Atlanta was, Freak-Nik 1991, my senior year of High School. After that I knew I liked Atlanta. I don’t think I have ever seen so many black people in one place at one time. Now All-star weekend in ATL was similar. The only difference was that it was cold so the you did not see as much ass…lol.

But back to it being being memorable. I saw Jordan play his last All-star game and I had sex in the men’s restroom at a club, after a guy gave me $300 dollars. LOL. Like how I threw that one in….lol. Now let me cover this before anyone gets the wrong idea. I am not a prostitute and before this I would have never even thought about doing it. Do I regret it? Hell Naw…LOL …let me tell y’all about it.

I think it was the Saturday night and we had been in traffic forever trying to get to Peachtree to go to one of the clubs. We finally get there and walking around trying to decide which club to go in. All of them looked like they were crackin’ and all of them had long ass lines. Now I mentioned that it was cold but of course I am trying to get as much male attention as possible, can’t break my record of not going to the games…lol, so I am 3/4 naked and freezing my ass off in the process. I also don’t want to stand in line or pay to get in the club and in the past it has worked for me…so. We got to the front of one of the clubs and ask what the cover is and the bouncer says $75. Now I rarely pay to get in a club and have never paid over $20, so I am like OH HELL NAW! But remember I am naked and freezing so at this point I will pay anything to get inside of anywhere for some heat and a drink.

So me and my girls go get in line. We were in line for about 5-10 minutes when I see several really tall baller-like men walk toward the entrance of the club. Now I am a pretty attractive female, so men usually will look at me. But I am also 3/4 naked here to insure I get looked at in case they don’t notice the pretty face…lol. I make eye contact with a couple of the brothas and I notice one of them saying something as they pass and all of them turn around to look. So after about a minute one of them comes back and grabs my hand, doesn’t say anything to me, just grabs my hand and takes me to the front of the club entrance. Now you know I am not putting up any objections. But when we get past the bouncer I say to the guy I am here with my girls I can’t just leave them out there like that. He looks a little irritated and says well I am getting you in I can’t do shit for them. So I say well can you at least get them to the front of the line they will pay to get in. Ok OK let me say this about my girls, both of them are pretty but both of them are also over weight one more then the other. So I call my friends cell & tell her to come to the front, they pay and they are in the club.

Now my girls are not haters so they don’t try to jump on my action. I follow the group of guys up to the VIP section, the guy is holding my hand the whole way. We sit down he doesn’t introduce himself, but ask me my name. I tell him and finally ask are you going to tell me yours. He kinda smirks and tells me. One of the barmaids brings over enough champagne for everyone in the club and he pours me a glass. We talk a little, but he mainly talks to the other guys. I am looking around to see if I anyone looks familiar. I don’t recognize anyone most of the men were really tall so I figured them to be ballers, but then I see Da Brat. She is dressed like a boy and all of her mannerism are like a young thug. So after about 2 1/2 glasses of Cristal, I am bored and a little tipsy & wondering what my girls are doing so I grab my cell and call one of them. I tell her what I am doing and ask her what the crowd is like. She tells me that it’s cool that they are a lot of fine men so I decide I want to see for myself. I tell the guy I am going to check on my friends and ask him if I want to come back up how can I ? He says give me your phone and calls his phone. I say ok give him a kiss (still thinking about the game) on the cheek and say goodbye to the other guys and go to find my friends.

Now this club is huge so I am walking down this ramp that winds around and I see someone walking up it. As they get closer I can see who it is, Jermaine Dupree and about 3 big buff dudes. When he gets right in front of me I say hi ( noticing how small he is) and he says hi and ask me if I want to go to VIP, I laugh and say I just came from there. He laughs and says ok. I say I might go back so maybe I will see you then. I make it off the ramp & I am trying to find my friends. When I pass the dance floor and about 5 guys ask me to dance but one of them was just a little to fine to say no. So I shake my ass for about 3 songs then continue my search. You are probably thinking why didn’t she call them…the music was too loud.

Finally I find one of my girls and we go to the bar to get a drink. Someone at the bar buys us the drinks but did not try to holla. So I start telling my girl about VIP and my other friend comes up to us. We talk a little about them having to pay to get in the club and of course I feel bad, but what was I suppose to do? We walk around the club and dance a little. One time while we were dancing a guy comes up behind me and dances with me. I am a little beyond tipsy so I give him some ass to rub up on, bend over a little and rub on his dick…you know. When I get tired I start to walk off and the guy grabs my hand. He is like what’s up and pointing to his dick which is obviously hard as hell since my ass has been all up on it….lol. I laugh and walk away and he grabs my hand again. I turn around and without thinking make the hand jester of money. You know rubbing your fingers together. Well he pulls out a wad of money from his pocket and all I see are Franklins. I laugh shake my head and go with my girls. My girl says shit he should have asked me I could have gotten my money back from this club.

So the whole night every time I run into this guy he pulls out his money. The last time I see him he grabs me I say ok. Where? Ok I am drunk too…lol. So he takes my hand and we go to the men restroom. Now like I said I am fucking drunk. We get in the restroom and there are other guys in there and they are all looking like aaawww shit and he is looking like yea Niggas…lol. So we go into a stall which is relatively clean. So I have never done this before so I am like what now…but I hold out my hand like give me my money. He gives me $300 hundred dollars. I ask him if he has a condom and he pulls one out he ask for some head and I say no. I had on a really short skirt that barely covered my ass and a thong. I take off my thong and put them in his pocket and bend over. He then bends down and licks from my clit all the way up my crack. Which actually turns me on…lol. Puts on the condom and starts to fuck me. He was average in size and lasted about 10 minutes. When he is finishes I leave the stall, the guys are still outside the stall, listening. One guy says I’m next and I shake my head and leave the restroom and walk to the lady’s restroom.

In the lady’s room I clean up a little and find my girls. They are like no the fuck you didn’t and I am a little embarrassed but like yes I did..laughing my ass off. I say I need a drink so we go to the bar and I buy shots of Patron for all of us. So we go back to dancing and I see the guy again and he ask me for my number I tell him to give me his. When I go to put his number in my phone I see I have a missed call. So I go back to the restroom and listen to the message and he is asking me where I am and that he wasn’t going to be at the club that much longer. So I call him back and he tells me to come back up to VIP.

I don’t regret what I did..will I do it again it depends on if the situation presents its self. But for everyone calling me a hoe…I can’t say I’m not well that night I guess I was…lol. But to tell you the truth I have given up the pussy for far less in the past so I don’t feel so bad.

I will end this entry here because it is long enough…but I will say that the next day I was sitting court-side on the floor at the game…LOL Can’t wait until Feb. ‘06 in Houston and ‘07 in Vegas…OMG. No telling what will happen there.

Everyday a little girl played in the sandbox at school & everyday this little boy would come over and pull his pants down point to his pee-pee and say u dont have one of these, u dont have one of these.

So after about 5 days the little girl went home crying and told her mommy. She asked her, why don’t I have one of those like he does?

The next day at the sand box the little boy comes and pulls down his pants points to his pee-pee and says, u dont have one of these u dont have one of these.

The little girl pulls up her dress points to her lil kittycat and says, well my mom told me that as long as I got one of these I can get as many of those that I want.

So I started this blog and I have only posted 2 entries, because I am considering how much of my soul I want to bare…lol. I have been reading other blogs on this site and I find it interesting that almost every one has some sort of list of weird, funny, freaky about the author. So….here I go.

1. I love porn and watching others have sex. Might as well start with the juicy stuff.

2. I masterbate everyday, if not in my bed, in the shower. I have a portable showerhead that has a a pulsating speed…OMG

3. I am a squirter…the showerhead makes me do it everytime…lol. I’ll have to write an entry about this one.

4. My favorite position is Doggy….I like to use my vibrator on my clit.

5. I love Anal Sex and to have my ass tongue fucked…recently more than vaginal sex. I also love to use my vibe during, the orgasm is so intense!

6. I have done a 3some or two…lol. All fmf, oneday I would like to try mfm….to see if I handle more than one dick at a time.

7. I am very submissive in bed…love to be told what to do. And I have found a Dom.

8. My pinkkittycat is pierced.

9. I love to give head. Which is wierd because the entire time I was married I probably sucked his dick 5 times. Yea I was a terrible lay then…lol

10. Love for a man to cumm in my mouth..love the taste of it… but I haven’t mastered swallowing.

11. I love BIG thick dicks…whew

12. I wax the hair off my entire body (except my head) and a little landing strip on Mz Kitty, which I dye blonde…lol yes I dye my pussy hair to match my hair on my head.

13. I once auctioned of my panties at a club…winning bid $150. I’ll tell details in a later entry…lol

ok enough… proof I am a true freak…lol

14. I am scared of clowns

15. I hate to touch raw meat…everytime I cook I almost toss my cookies. I know I will eventually become a vegetarian because of this.

16. I have an oral fixation…always have to have something in my mouth.

17. I love animals. I want a toy yorkie so bad.

18. I like going to the movies by myself. I hate to share my snacks…lol

19. I am a true Vampire…I am writing this entry and it is 6am, I haven’t been to sleep

20. I am a true kindred spirit. I only have 2 real friends…but my bonds is so tight with them that I consider them my sisters. I would do anything to help them.

Today while I was driving around running errands, I got pulled over. I must admit I have a lead foot and can’t help but speed. So the cop pulls me over and before he comes to my window I’m thinking, SHIT! But actually this entry isn’t about this occurence. It reminded me of a time I got pulled over when I was younger.

Ok I will get to it already…lol. First let me say I have dated so many police officers. I don’t know why but I attract them like shit to flies. So anyway. I use to go to this club and everytime I would go the same cop was there on a detail. He was an attractive older brotha and I could tell that he was interested. He would always speak and compliment me. I wasn’t really feeling him though and I think he knew that.

On the night in question me & a couple of friends decided to go to the club. When we get there the police officer is in his car in front of the club. When we pass his car he says hello to me, I speak back. He says you are looking good as always and I say thank you. Me and my girls go in and when we leave he is still in his car. When we pass him this time he just looks at me weird and I wave to say goodbye. So we get in my car and leave.

I drive about 2 blocks from the club and I see flashing lights in my rear view mirror. So of course I am like…dayum. So I am waiting for the police officer to come to my window & he takes forever. I tried to look behind me but you know how they have that bright ass spot light on you so I could not see shit. So finally I see the car door open and guess who is walking to my window. The police officer from the club.

So he comes to my window, that I have yet to roll down because it is cold as hell at night in Cali. I am looking at him through the window & he has this little smirk on his face. So I roll my window down and say how may I help you. He goes into asshole cop role and says license, registration & proof of insurance. I give him a look like fuck you and I go into my glove box to retrieve the paperwork. I hand them to him and he ask me where am I coming from. I say the same place you just came from, he smiles at me says he be right back. He goes to his car and I guess runs my info. I look at my girls and say what the fuck. I didn’t do shit.

So he comes back and I am say what did you pull me over for? He then ask me if I had anything to drink. I say yes, but only 2 glasses of wine. I am not a heavy drinker, but at the time I weighed less then 100lbs, so honestly I didn’t know if I would be over the limit. Oh by the way I am not skinny anymore if anyone is wondering. I am a nice size…my baby girl gave me some much needed weight…lol.

So then this asshole ask me to step out of the car. He then asks me if I have any drugs or weapons on me and asks if I would lift my blouse up. I say no I dont have anything on me and lift my blouse up to reveal my waist and stomach. I ask him why are u doing this and he responds doing what with a smile on his face. He then takes me by my arm, leads me to his patrol car and puts me in the back.

He gets in the front and turns to talk to me. He says you know I can take you thru the whole sobreity process & breathalizer and you may get a DUI. I say you know I am not drunk why are u doing this. But I am thinking to myself I don’t need this shit. So I kissed him. Now I have told this story before and most people say they would have done it also. Some say I should have jusy had him do the sobriety test and reported him for harrassment. My answer to that is what if I tested over the limit, then I would have a DUI.

What do you think?

By the way the cop that pulled me over the other day let me off with a warning…lol:-)